Friday, June 15, 2012

YESTERDAY...

Yooooo...
Its me again..  back on my bullshit..  So yesterday my Twitter TL was flooded with Chris Brown vs Drake talk.. If you havent heard about ill sum it up for you.. Breezy sent a bottle over to Drake in a night club.. Drake sent the bottle back with a note that said "Im fucking the love of you life.. Deal with it".. Breezy confronts Drake.. Im assuming words were exchanged and Drake started throwing bottles.. At the end of the melee this nigga Chris Brown left the club with half his damn chin missing and his security guard got his shit pushed back like Neyos lining..lmao.. What i dont understand is how two niggas that could possibly have  sex with any woman on the planet is fighting over the same bxtch.. Makes no sense.. Rihannas vagina must give head, rub yo back, and fry chicken. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.. If so i can see knockn a nigga chin for that shit.(you kno niggas love chicken)..If not, niggas need to do some yoga or smoke some weed or  sumthin cuz its not that deep.. This nigga Breezy on Twitter  talkn bout "bottles its nothing".. Nigga go find that hunk of chin you missing before you get to talking shit on social media.. I personally dont think Drake threw the bottles tho.. Im jus sayin Common called him "sweet" and he aint really have shit to say.. And this common like 5'3.. Chris Brown like 6'2 and could possibly karate kick his head off his shoulders and he the one that left with part of chin missing?... Somethings doesnt seem right about that.. I mean Rihannas tougher than Drake and you saw what Breezy did to her... LMAO.. That last statement prolly made somebody mad, but who cares ITS THE TRUTH.. 


Enuff of that.. I kno yall watched the NBA Finals last nite too.. So yall seen my nigga LeBron do his thing.. I didnt see any "No Ring" or "LeBrons Hairline" jokes last night.. FuckBags.. People act like LeBron fucked they sister and never called her again or some shit.. All the LeBron Haters i know dont have a legit reason for hating this man.. Which makes them a real like HATER not just LeBron Hater because there is a difference.. 32pts 8rebs in the finals?... How can you not respect that?... People that dont respect his  game know absolutely nothing about basketball.. Now the series is tied 1-1 and the Thunder have 3 games in South Beach.. This shit might be over.. And if/when LBJ does get his ring what is everyone gone say then?... Prolly more hairline jokes but in reality dude rich as hell... He doesnt really give a fuck about what you ordinary people think.. He could buy a new hairline if wanted to or better buy your house and put your ass out.. Ok Ok that was a bit extreme but yall get my point right?.. 

Yea i just wanted to share some of my thoughts about my YESTERDAY... So til next time Love Love and Love Life...


                                                                                                         -Optimus Slime

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Whats Poppin SLIME..

Wazzam World...
I figured since i have all these random thoughts i needed to put them some where. What better place than a blog right?... Exactly so ill be posting these every couple of days or so or whenever i get bored. Feel free to comment because CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM is needed but dont get too wreckless cuz thatll get yo ass whooped... lmao.. i kid i kid.. welp til next time Love Love and Love  Life...






                                           -Optimus SLIME